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Entry: Déjà Vu
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: day-zha-vue
1: 1 a : the illusion of remembering scenes and events when experienced for the first time b : a feeling that one has seen or heard something before.
2: something overly or unpleasantly familiar.

Entry: Egotist
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: e-go-tist
1: One who is me-deep in conversation.
2: Contrary to actual fact, the person believes Universe revolves around them.

Entry: 1Flame
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: 'flAm
1: an angry, hostile, or abusive electronic message

Entry: 2Flame
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): flamed; flam-ing
Pronunciation: 'flAm
1: to send an angry, hostile, or abusive electronic message to or about

Entry: Flamer
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: 'flAm-er
1: The oponent who creates the source of Sailor Spoof's powers.
2: Idiot who can not spell even if the fate of the world depended on it.
3: Low self-esteemed non-human entity who's only purpous in life is to attempt to deal a low blow to other people.
4: See Shithead.

Entry: Fl-Anon
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: fl-Ah-non or flan-on
1: The name given to any anonymous flamer who can't/won't give a name.

Entry: Frustract
Function: Transitive Verb
Pronunciation: frus-tract
Inflected Form(s): frustracted; frustracting
1: The art of being frustrated and distracted at the same time.
2: To defeat the purpouse and/or bring something to a complete halt (Yaji can frustract people easily by giving one of his standard corny speeches.)

Entry: Frustracting
Function: Adjective
Pronunciation: frus-trac-ting
1: The art of being frustrating and distracted at the same time.
2: Tending to produce or characterized by frustraction (A person who isn't use to flamers can get frustracted)
-- frustractingly adverb

Entry: Frustraction
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: frus-trac-tion
1: The act of frustracting
2a: The state or an instance of being frustrated
b: A deep chronic sense or state of insecurity and dissatisfaction arising from unresolved problems or unfulfilled needs
3: Something that frustractes (Read: Flamer)

Entry: Frustracted
Function: Adjective
Pronunciation: frus-trac-ted
1: The art of having been frustrated and distracted at the same time.
2: Tending to produce or characterized by frustraction (A person who isn't use to flamers can get frustracted)
-- frustractedly adverb

Entry: Redundant
Function: Adjective
Pronunciation: re-dun-dant
1: Exceeding what is necessary or normal; See Redundant.

Entry: Shithead
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: shit-head
1: A worthless, offensive, or detestable person.
2: A person whose lips are moving but all that is coming out is excrement.

Entry: 1Stupid
Function: Adjective
Pronunciation: stu-pid
1a: Slow of mind b: given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c: lacking intelligence or reason
2: Marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting
3: Relating to the IQ level of most flamers

Entry: 2Stupid
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: stu-pid
1: A stupid person

Entry: Windbag
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: 'win(d)-"bag
1: an exhaustively talkative person.