Profile: Sailor Spoof
About the Girl
Name: Hisakino MojiriName Meaning: Parody of Flames
Eyes: Her eyes are a few shades darker than spring green and have a look of humor in them more often than not.
Hair: Mojiri's hair is naturaly yellow-blond. Since she desided to become Sailor Spoof, the Senshi of Parodies, she put her hair up into ponytails, but desided not to make the odango/bun look. When her hair is done up with the ponytails, the hair falls down to her waist, otherwise when it's not put into the ponytail style, her hair reaches her butt. Her free flowing bangs reach to her eyebrows.
Height: 5 feet 7 inches // 170.18 centimeters
Skin Type: Caucasion
Nationality: Mojiri is a Dementite, which means she comes from the dark recesses of a demented mind.
Blood Type: B
Birthday: March 4
Astrological Sign: Pisces
Age: 17
Birthstone: Aquamarine
Likes: Turkey jerky. Not only does she like it because of it's taste, she also likes it for the names. Two possible names to call flamers are in it (turkey and jerk). Being the Senshi of Parodies is her main hobby, as it's one of the few things that's keeping her sane. Other hobbies include getting into debates over inconsistencies between subtitled and dubbed shows, creating her own fukus and being in a debate club.
Dislikes: Mushu pork. She keeps forgetting the correct spelling of it and every time she hears it she thinks of a pig wearing two pairs of cow slippers, hence she thinks it's spelt Moo-Shoe Pork.
Strong Points: Most of the time she has the ability to create quick comebacks to just about anything thrown at her, verbally or physically.
Has Trouble With: Mojiri's major weakness is that she's scatter brained at inconsistent intervals. Her main defense about it is that she can't help if she has 'brain farts' from time to time.
Goals: To give all Flamers forty lashes with a wet noodle and become the Queen of Parodies
About the Senshi
Name: Sailor SpoofTitle: Senshi of Parodies
Realm of Influence: Humor, Parodies, Flames
Source of Influence: Flames recieved in guestbooks, forums and e-mail inboxes
Transformation Phrase: Spoofer Magic, MAKE UP!
Transformation Sequence: As soon as she calls out her transformation phrase, her 'song', "Get Off Of My Back" starts playing in the background. Mojiri then starts spinning around, ponytails flairing about as colorful lights turn into the ribbons that pop out of activated party poppers. The ribbons wrap around Mojiri's body and forms the bodice as she swings her arms out to her sides. She then slowly brings her arms in front of one another as her finger nails get painted a brilliant red and her hands and arms get covered by her gloves. As the music gets to the point where it says "Get off of my back and into my game," Mojiri turns a hundred and eighty degrees so that her back side is facing the 'audience' and shakes her rear end in a taunting manner. She turns her head to her right and flashes a victory sign with her left hand over her right shoulder as determination to pounce the flamers shows on her face. Her skirt forms as Mojiri turns the rest of the way around. Ribbons wrap around her feet and calves as they form her boots. Turning her head to the left she closes her eyes as her tiara forms on her head. The 'impact' of the tiara forming on her forehead has her lean back a bit as she turns arround once then stops in her standard after transformation pose.
Transformation Phrase: Identity Crisis, MAKE UP!
Transformation Sequence: This transformation has confusion written all over it, mainly because Mojiri never knows what the outfit/outcome will be. She could be dressed in her outfit, or she could be dressed up as any senshi, flamer or anything else.
Challenge Phrase: People who have do nothing better to do but send flames and make other people feel terrible are worse than the villains from all five seasons combined! In the name of Moonie-dom, I, the Pretty Sailor-Suited Soldier of Parody, Sailor Spoof will punish you...On the next episode of Springer Spoofs!
Colors: Red, green and blue
Outfit: Her golden tiara is more rounded than the usual semi-v shaped tiara and has more gems in it (5+ round sapphire blue rindstones). She has dangly lime/spring green earrings. Her choker is red with a lime/spring green heart in front. The sailor collar is blue with one white stripe on it. There is no back bow, but the front one is red. She has a orange heart shaped brooch that has a lime/spring green heart in the middle. The gloves are white and elbow length with red cuffs. The bodice is white with the (normal sol fuku) sleeves being red. The 'belt' is golden yellow. The skirt is blue and is longer than the normal fuku's skirt, ending only a few inches above the knees. The knee length blue boots have a v like indent in the front and has a golden yellow stripe about an inch below the top of the boot (and goes all around the boot as well).
Weapon: Magic Pencil - A foot long and an inch in diameter, Sailor Spoof uses this to make the parodies happen.
Weapon: Magic Eraser - 6 inches long by 2 inches wide by 1/4 inch thick and salmon pink in color. Perfect for her 'big mistakes'.
Attack: Shine Shell Shock Illusion!
What it looks like: Beings that this attack is a parody of Mercury's Shine Aqua Illusion, it contains most of the same movements except for the fact that the water surrounds both her and the Flamer/person in question so as she can shell out a series of kicks and hits. This attack gives the Flamer a Shell Shock within an inch of their alotted time on the show.
Attack: Fire 'Neath The Shoe Soul!
What it looks like: Firey energy surrounds her hand (whichever one she prefers at the moment) and forms into a fireball which she throws at the flamer's feet. If she so chooses, she can also throw it like a baseball pitcher. It melts the Flamer's shoes and makes them (or whomever else she aims the attack at) do the "Too hot to stand in one place else you'd get fried like an egg" dance.
History: Once upon a time in Internet Land, Sailor Moon related Fan fiction (and fan art) sites were put up. The owners of the sites were pretty darned proud of themselves and all their hard work. Then came the Flamers. People with IQs that pale in comparison to their shoe size with nothing better to do than complain and attempt to belittle the webmasters (and/or webmistresses). Some of the said sites went down due to the flames, other site owners deleted the flames and continued on their way.
Yet still others decided to take the humorous approach and publicly humiliate the very ones who were attempting to make them feel bad or humiliated. Mojiri saw some of the public humiliation sections of various sites and decided that she wanted to do something as well. It took her a few weeks to find the right materials and actually put it together, but with patience, a bit of magic (and practice) she became Sailor Spoof. But she wasn't satisfied. Something was bothering her until one day she was surfing around Internet Land and viewing some shrines to the various 'guardians' that she needed (actually more like wanted) a guardian too. But instead of the usual cat or dog guardian, she wanted it to be unique. Stumped, she logged out of Internet Land and fell asleep for the night.
That night, a time warp portal opened, deposited a pokéball on Mojiri's night stand and disappeared as mysteriously as it appeared. When Mojiri woke up the next morning, she opened the pokéball and found a Ditto looking at her. The Ditto (somehow) exclaimed that it was to be her guardian and would gladly help her any way it could.
Guardian: Mojiri's 'animal guide' is actualy a Ditto (pokémon). She hasn't given it a name, nor does it want a name (other than 'Ditto'). It, in its pokéball, showed up some time during the night through some sort of time/space continuum portal. Rumor has it that the elusive pokémon Celebi had something to do with Ditto's arrival, but nothing has been confirmed. In its natural, silly putty-ish form can only say its name as its means of speaking. The only way for it to speak the human language is to use its Transform attack and become a genetic duplicate of any person/other creature that has mastered the human lanuage (ie: Luna, Artemis & Diana have the ability to speak in the human language, so if Ditto was to transform into one of them, it'd speak like they would).
First Episode As A Human: Episode #003
First Episode As A Senshi: IOTM #001