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Profile: Sailor You're Butt
About the Girl
Name: Sakura (aka Sakky)
Name Meaning: Cherry Blossoms
Eyes: Greenish blue
Hair: Burnette Brown; Slight curls put up into an '80s-ish high-placed side ponytail held in place with a plum purple scrunchy.
Height: 5 feet 6 inches // 167.64 centimeters
Skin Type: Caucasion
Nationality: Upon becoming Sailor You're Butt, her nationality changed and automaticly became Dementite.
Blood Type: O
Birthday: February 14
Astrological Sign: Aquarius
Age: 21
Birthstone: Amethyst
Likes: Jokes at Flamer's expense, The color purple, garlic, beans, tofu
Dislikes: Leafy salads, tomatos and other foods that lower her flatuence reserves.
Strong Points: Responding to flames with polite sarcasm
Has Trouble With: Gas-X; If her ability to fart is cleared up by taking it, then she'll loose the ability to use her main attack.
Goals: Bring down flamers, one fart at a time.
About the Senshi
Name: Sailor You're Butt
Title: The Flatuent Senshi
Realm of Influence: Big Butt, Flatuence
Source of Influence: Anything that causes Flatuence (Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat them, the more you toot).
Transformation Phrase: You're Butt Custom Power, MAKE UP!
Transformation Sequence: As soon as she says her transformation phrase, a shortened version of her theme song ("Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot) starts playing in the background. Her whole body is in a kaliedoscope of colors as she leans forward and puts her hands on her knees as she sticks out her butt for maximum exposure. As she slowly turns around she straightens up and extends her arms forward as the lemon yellow latex cleaning gloves appears on her hands. She then briefly crosses her arms against her chest as her shirt, collar and 'Daisy Duke'-esque cleavage shorts matterialize. She then raises her hands to her head and slightly adjusts her ponytail as her black army boots, pearl necklace and earrings appear. Back facing the 'camera' she makes a pose while looking over her shoulder.
Challenge Phrase: Since you obviously have a thing with my back side, it's now time to take you for a ride. Created to blow you away by whatever force deemed nessisary, I'm the wall peeling sailor suited soldier, Sailor You're Butt. The glove's on the other hand, now it's time to bust YOUR butt!
Colors: Periwinkle Blue, Denim Blue, Plum Purple, Lemon Yellow
Outfit: The 'bodice' is actually a short sleeved periwinkle blue reflective (silk/silk screen-esque) shirt that ends just below the bustline and has a tie off point in front. Instead of a normal choker, You're Butt's choker is actually a strand of pearls. She also has pearl earrings to match. The collar is blue denim that goes down to the end of the 'bodice' on the backside. On the back BUTT is written in plum purple embroidery with a blood red star between 'BU' & 'TT'. A rather small (somewhat smaller than Normal bow size) yet puffy plum purple bow made out of the same type of material that an Eternal bow is made of with three loops on each side. No trailing ribbon tails. Lemon Yellow Latex (House Cleaning Multi-Purpouse) Gloves that nearly go up to her elbows. Instead of a skirt, there's a pair of blue denim (blue jean?) 'Daisy Duke' style shorts which has heart shaped cut out on the backside to show butt cleavage. Black combat boots that goes up mid-calve high.
Weapon: A pack of matches..the kind that you'd have to tear out individual matches to strike against the flimsy cardboard covering to light.
Attack: Bubble Butt, BLAST!
Instead of discribing in detail what this attack is like, let's just imagine the biggest baddest, perhaps even stinkiest butt/fart joke that you can imagine. Then make turn it into a mental anime rendering and that's how it goes.
History: In having her own spot in Internet Land, Sakky dealt out her own brand of Sailor Moon Fandom initially via a subsection and later on by expanding to the point where the subsection became its own site. Like all good sites, it had its share of high and low points. One day, a flamer came and posted in the site's guestbook. The flamer couldn't spell really well, much less decide what the flamer's own name was. The name changed from entry to entry, ranging from "Grrr" to "Want to know?" and a few other things in between.

In a particular guestbook entry, the flamer said that its 'favorite senshi' was "You're Butt." Sakky's initial responce was to thank the flamer for liking her butt..but with the help of Mojiri, Yaji and HotShot (who transformed into "Sailor You're House"), Sakky became Sailor You're Butt for (at the very least) Episode #008 in which the flamer was dubbed as "Grimpy" and substantially got flattened like road kill, gassed, burnt to a crisp and smoked.

First Episode As A Human: Episode #007

First Episode As A Senshi: Episode #008